I quite like Kia. Not only is he an English gentleman with horn rims who occasionally sports a beard, but there is also a waft of rare early elamite sophistication surrounding his personality.

Then of course there also is his dog Woof!‍

Have I forgotten to mention he thoroughly understands his Apple?‍

I dare anyone to find anyone this side of Sacramento more knowledgeable in the field of OS X than Kia.